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Dog Days
Dog days bright and clear
Indicate a good year;
But when accompanied by rain,
We hope for better times in vain.
Holistic Therapy Day
“There are some oddities in the perspective with which we see the world.”
(Douglas Adams - 'Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency')
8 events,
Take Your Pants for a Walk Day
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
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Milk Chocolate Day
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
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International Day of Friendship
My best friend is the one who, in wishing me well, wishes it for my sake.
(Aristotle
System Administrator Appreciation Day
When: The last Friday in July Where: Everywhere First occurrence: 2000 Created by Ted Kekatos #SystemAdministratorAppreciationDay #SysAdminDay #SysOpDay Sources: https://sysadminday.com/
Australian Arbor Day
I can cut down a tree just by looking at it
It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!
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7 events,
Uncommon Instrument Awareness Day
When: July 31 Where: Everywhere First occurrence: .?. Also known as Uncommon Musical Instrument Day #UncommonInstrumentDay #UncommonInstrumentAwarenessDay #UncommonMusicalInstrumentDay #UncommonMusicalInstrumentAwarenessDay Sources: https://blog.strazcenter.org/2020/07/29/celebrate-uncommon-instrument-awareness-day-with-these-six-uncommon-instruments/ http://www.dailyholidayblog.com/2013/07/uncommon-instrument-awareness-day-celebrate-the-unusual/
Perthes Disease Awareness Day
Your knee bone connected to your thigh bone
Your thigh bone connected to your hip bone
Your hip bone connected to your back bone
15 events,
Doll Day
It's fairly normal if you talk to your dolls and toys.
It's a little odd if they talk back.
International Childfree Day
“Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
(Stephen Colbert)
Lughnasadh
Lugh, many-skilled one,
I ask you to shine upon me.
Share your gifts with me,
and make me strong in skill.
World Wide Web Day
"The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom."
(Jon Stewart)
Imbolc (Southern Hemisphere)
The serpent will come from the hole
On the brown Day of Bríde,
Though there should be three feet of snow
On the flat surface of the ground.
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Single Working Women’s Day
"It's important for women to work. They need to keep their independence, to keep earning and being challenged."
(Tamara Mellon)
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Particularly Preposterous Packaging Day ©
Buy anything lately? Did you ever succeed in getting the durn thing open? What do older people do when even mainstream society can’t open a simple bottle of aspirin, let […]
9 events,
Sneak Some Zucchini onto Your Neighbors’ Porch Day ©
Due to overzealous planting of zucchini, citizens are asked to drop off baskets of the squash on neighbors’ doorsteps.
