“A little flower that blooms in May. A lovely sunset at the end of a day
Someone helping a stranger along the way
That's heaven to me”
"When wireless is fully applied the earth will be converted into a huge brain, capable of response in every one of its parts."
With what shall I fix it?
“You only spoke a single line,
yet it felt like a life sentence.”
"We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less."
“A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good.”
"I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'"
"Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much."
“The Golden Rule of Parenting is do unto your children as you wish your parents had done unto you!”
"Dinosaurs may be extinct from the face of the planet, but they are alive and well in our imaginations."
"I knew it was working all over the world. I just felt a satisfaction."
Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when you're hungry.
"You may like walking barefoot, but keep your shoes with you; you may need it when the ground changes!"
(Mehmet Murat Ildan)
“You’d be a grouch, too, if you lived in a trash can!”
(Oscar the Grouch)
"To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere, without moving anything but your heart."
"There is only one proper way to wear a beautiful dress: to forget you are wearing it."
(Delphine de Girardin)
When: The first Wednesday of June Where: Everywhere Tailors are cool. If you need your garments repaired or altered, the tailor has your back! First occurrence: .?. #TailorsDay #NationalTailorsDay […]
"But suppose you throw a coin enough times... suppose one day, it lands on its edge."
“Run in the morning … before your brain figures out what your body is doing!”
A brand new pair of brogues, rattlin' o'er the bogs
Frightenin' all the dogs on the rocky road to Dublin.
“Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.”
"No one on his deathbed ever said, I wish I had spent more time at the office."
"Mosquitoes are like family: They are annoying, but they carry your blood."
Cookies are happy, because that is their job.
“Life is like riding a bicycle – in order to keep your balance, you must keep moving.”
“Thoughts and prayers won't stop a speeding bullet.”
"History will judge us by the difference we make in the everyday lives of children."
"Better die an old maid, sister, than marry the wrong man"
Cognac is both a distilled wine or a place in France.
This holiday is about the drink.
Cat lovers' hearts are meow-shaped and covered in stray fur.
Sadly, it's much easier to create a desert than a forest.
You're going to need a stronger stomach if you're going to be back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made.
Celebrating each year that advance in medicine makes the percentage of cancer survivors come closer to 100%
HIV does not make people dangerous to know, so you can shake their hands and give them a hug: Heaven knows they need it.
"The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit."
Азбука -- к мудрости ступенька.
(Translation: "Alphabet is the step to wisdom")
He who plants a garden plants happiness.
The yoyo has had its ups and downs but its far from the end of its string.
“Atheism is a non-prophet organization.”
When: June 6 Where: Everywhere First occurrence: .?. On June 6, 1933 was the opening of the first patented drive-in movie theater. There have been several drive-in theaters before, but […]
The week has got to start somewhere!
Now this is what I call well-rounded meal!
Now, this is a holiday all about how
This day got flipped-turned upside down
Vices creep into our hearts under the name of virtue.
What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
Betty Picnic Day is a day to celebrate anyone named Betty.
When: June 9 Where: Everywhere First occurrence: .?. Enjoy some strawberry-rhubarb pie or wonder about why someone ever decided to combine strawberries with rhubard.....in a pie. #StrawberryRhubarbPieDay Sources: […]
When: June 9 Where: Everywhere First occurrence: 2019 June 9 was chosen as the famous guitar builder Les Paul was born on June 9, 1915. #LesPaulDay Sources: https://www.lespaulfoundation.org/today-has-officially-been-proclaimed-les-paul-day/ […]
Also known as World Antiphospholipid Antibody Syndrome Day
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
When: June 11 Where: Everywhere First occurrence: 1872 Founded by Kamehameha V (Kamehama's grandson) on December 22nd, 1871 #KamehamehaDay #KingKamehamehaDay Sources: https://www.hawaii.com/blog/king-kamehameha-day/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamehameha_Day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISgmP3kG3TA
I drank so much gin last night I’ve woken up with a London Dry accent.
I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words……I scatter them, in time and space.
A message, to lead myself here.
When: June 11 Where: Everywhere First occurrence: .?. #GermanChocolateCakeDay #NationalGermanChocolateCakeDay Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_chocolate_cake
Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
If you want to know more about string theory, ask someone who knits.
“The coal mining industry is very destructive and it doesn't have to be.”
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Celebrated every year on the second Sunday in June
My dad once told me a joke about unstamped letters
I never got it though.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m allergic to flowers,
These cookies are a little nutty
A school should be their only workplace.
There is no distinct colour of love, it only takes the colour of the hearts
Being a mechanic is a tough job, and you need a brake every now and then.
This holiday may be prone to axidents if you don't handle it well
I wasn’t all that interested in gardening, but it grew on me.
Cupcakes are just muffins that believe in miracles.
A sewing machine is trustworthy only if it seams legit.
I'm not good at cooking, so lets go out sometime!
We are the accumulation of the dreams of generations
The full moon in June shone bright as a lampoon.🌝
"Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression."
The doctor told his patient to stop using a Q-tip,
but it went in one ear and out the other.
All around the cobbler's bench,
The monkey chased the weasel...
When: June 14 Where: USA First occurrence: 1885 Founded by Bernard J. Cigrand in 1885 President Woodrow Wilson on May 30th, 1916 #FlagDay Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_Day_(United_States) http://www.usflag.org/history/flagday.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_Day
“If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans.”
"Blood is that fragile scarlet tree we carry within us."
Experience the beauties of nature, and in doing so learn about yourself.
When: June 15 Where: United Kingdom First occurrence: 1215 #MagnaCartaDay Sources: http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/magna-carta-sealed
Use your smile to change the world; don’t let the world change your smile.
If you don't talk to your cat about 'nip, then who will?