I can cut down a tree just by looking at it
I saw it with my own eyes!
Tin pot on his head and on bare feet,
Johnny sows around his apple seed.
Breaking news today is that you are awesome. Forecast is a rain of smiles.
And now we switch over our morning exercise of happy dances.
Respect for food is respect for life
Hash it, mash it, throw it on a plate!
Choose your neighbors before you buy your house.
Give the fishes something to look at!
It's easier to ask a dumb question than it is to fix a dumb mistake
🗯️"This crime called blasphemy was invented by priests for the purpose of defending doctrines not able to take care of themselves."
(Robert Green Ingersoll)
Good coffee is like friendship:
rich, warm and strong.
“To use violence is to already be defeated.
"I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains."
"Lots of people talk to animals.... Not very many listen, though.... That's the problem."
The only certainty in life is doubt.