"The most precious of all possessions is power over ourselves."
Lemons are positive fruits. They always squeeze the day.
My gardener talked to me about edible herbs I can grow
It was sage advice.
Once a state of the art pottery technique.
Until time replaced it.
“There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand.”
Not a whale but hardly looks like a shark.
Still is called both.
When you roast them, they either get nice and mellow, or they turn into a hot mess
"I am longing to be with you, and by the sea,
where we can talk together freely and build our castles in the air."
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
The houses of lawyers are roofed with the skins of litigants.
Why was the trail mix late for work?
The traffic was nuts!
The cats that are easier to spot walking in the green grass.
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What does an envelope say when you lick it?
it just shuts up.
"Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."
Once upon a time there were people who went to bed on September 2 and then woke up on September 14.
What caused this will amaze you!
Good manners are a part of good morals.
Either they taste like blueberries, or they'll turn your tongue blue.
The best ones do both! 🫐
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot,
but I always found them
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Not a rabbit, probably not Welsh, but definitely cheesy!
Seize the opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Walking down the road, I passed an apple pie, a lemon cheesecake, and ice cream.
I thought the streets were desserted!
Once a mere app. Now it's everywhere. Even in your pocket!
Is there enough cheese on the pizza?
More cheese please!
Eat coconuts while you have teeth.
"I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time."
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
"Books are a uniquely portable magic."
“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep;
whoever sleeps long, does not sin;
whoever does not sin, enters Heaven!
Thus, let us drink beer!”
"Books are the best friends you can have; they inform you, and entertain you, and they don't talk back."
“The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
A healthy mind in a healthy body
"The fame of an actor is won in minutes and seconds, not in years."
“There are some oddities in the perspective with which we see the world.”
Do you believe that your priest deserves a beer?
What sort of creature can hibernate in weirdly odd poses?
A yoga bear
Creativity is contagious. Pass it on.
If you don't watch what you eat, you can still watch while you eat
“Money can buy you a fine dog,
but only love can make them wag their tail.
If you’re not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed,
and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.
I wrote a story about my bed. I made it myself.
"Freedom, in any case, is only possible by constantly struggling for it."
🎮"Video games are bad for you?
That's what they said about rock and roll."
“The sun himself is weak when he first rises,
and gathers strength and courage as the day gets on.”
We don’t know the future, but here’s a cookie.
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."
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We can't keep the cucumber cool anymore.
It's all gone sour...
and now we're in a pickle.
Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.
Spread awareness that for some people eating gluten free is not just a fad.
It is a medical necessity!
We learn by practice.
Practice can be messy
Believing in superstition brings bad luck
For generations breeders were so preoccupied with whether or not they could
that they didn't stop to think if they should.
Not a pea. Not a nut. Never actually becomes butter.
But to many people this little bean is just perfect in any way.
The cream filled doughnut had a difficult time in yoga class.
It could not find its center.
This burger has too much cheese,
...said no one ever.
"The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt"
"When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?"
My rock collection isn't the best,
but it has sedimental value.
Hard hats, helmets, they're not just for decoration
Life is too short to drink bad wine
Apples are red,
berries are blue,
eating fresh food
is good for you
Take care of the earth and earth will take care of you.
I held up my clock to a mirror.
It was time for reflection.
Why are anthems not considered country music?
Never forget a friend.
Especially if they owe you.
A burger without cheese is like a hug without a squeeze
We’ll never know the worth of water till the well go dry
You can’t wrap love in a box,
but you can wrap a person in a hug
"I speak to everyone in the same way,
whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university"
Puffed sugared rice made extra fat and sticky
To err is human. But to arr is pirate.