Once a state of the art pottery technique.
Until time replaced it.
My gardener talked to me about edible herbs I can grow
It was sage advice.
“If you must play, decide upon three things at the start:
the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time.”
Lemons are positive fruits. They always squeeze the day.
"I am longing to be with you, and by the sea,
where we can talk together freely and build our castles in the air."
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
Mai Tai is said to another way to say "maita'i", which means "good" in Tahitian language.
Not a whale but hardly looks like a shark.
Still is called both.
“There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand.”
When you roast them, they either get nice and mellow, or they turn into a hot mess
Worst thing about salsa dancing is getting the tomato stains out afterwards.
The houses of lawyers are roofed with the skins of litigants.
The cats that are easier to spot walking in the green grass.
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
it just shuts up.
When: September 1 Where: Everywhere First occurrence: .?. ... #BuildingAndCodeStaffAppreciationDay Sources: https://patch.com/new-jersey/montville/september-1-building-and-code-staff-appreciation
"Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."
Good manners are a part of good morals.
When: September 2 Where: Everywhere First occurrence: 2009 Created by Asian and Pacific Coconut Community to celebrate the start of their community in 2009 #WorldCoconutDay #CoconutDay Sources: http://worldcoconutday.com/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_and_Pacific_Coconut_Community https://entri.app/blog/world-coconut-day/ […]
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot,
but I always found them
Once upon a time there were people who went to bed on September 2 and then woke up on September 14.
What caused this will amaze you!
Either they taste like blueberries, or they'll turn your tongue blue.
The best ones do both! 🫐
Not a rabbit, probably not Welsh, but definitely cheesy!
Seize the opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Walking down the road, I passed an apple pie, a lemon cheesecake, and ice cream.
I thought the streets were desserted!
Once a mere app. Now it's everywhere. Even in your pocket!
Is there enough cheese on the pizza?
More cheese please!
"I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time."
"Books are a uniquely portable magic."
Move something you never use anymore to your favorite thrift shop.
Good things come to those who bait.
“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep;
whoever sleeps long, does not sin;
whoever does not sin, enters Heaven!
Thus, let us drink beer!”
"Books are the best friends you can have; they inform you, and entertain you, and they don't talk back."
A healthy mind in a healthy body
"The fame of an actor is won in minutes and seconds, not in years."
Do you believe that your priest deserves a beer?
What sort of creature can hibernate in weirdly odd poses?
A yoga bear
Creativity is contagious. Pass it on.
“Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.”
(Lucius Annaeus Seneca)
If you don't watch what you eat, you can still watch while you eat
"Freedom, in any case, is only possible by constantly struggling for it."
If you’re not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed,
and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.
“Money can buy you a fine dog,
but only love can make them wag their tail.
Good things come to those who bait
🎮"Video games are bad for you?
That's what they said about rock and roll."
Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.
For generations breeders were so preoccupied with whether or not they could
that they didn't stop to think if they should.
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."
When: September 13 Where: Everywhere First occurrence: 2016 Created by Warner Bros & Hot Topic in 2016 Anniversary of the broadcast of the first episode of Supernatural on September 13, […]
Spread awareness that for some people eating gluten free is not just a fad.
It is a medical necessity!
“The sun himself is weak when he first rises,
and gathers strength and courage as the day gets on.”
We learn by practice.
Practice can be messy
Not a pea. Not a nut. Never actually becomes butter.
But to many people this little bean is just perfect in any way.
We don’t know the future, but here’s a cookie.
Believing in superstition brings bad luck
The cream filled doughnut had a difficult time in yoga class.
It could not find its center.
This burger has too much cheese,
...said no one ever.
"The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt"
"When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?"
Hard hats, helmets, they're not just for decoration
Life is too short to drink bad wine
My rock collection isn't the best,
but it has sedimental value.
Why are anthems not considered country music?
Apples are red,
berries are blue,
eating fresh food
is good for you
I held up my clock to a mirror.
It was time for reflection.
A ham&cheese sandwich dipped in egg and then fried.
Never forget a friend.
Especially if they owe you.
You can’t wrap love in a box,
but you can wrap a person in a hug
A burger without cheese is like a hug without a squeeze
"Books are a uniquely portable magic."
Puffed sugared rice made extra fat and sticky
"I speak to everyone in the same way,
whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university"
To err is human. But to arr is pirate.