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Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day

July 29, 2022

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An event every year that begins at 00:00 on day 29 of July, repeating indefinitely

Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day

When:
July 29

Where:
Everywhere

First occurrence:
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Rumors go that the cheese sacrifice is meant to put in a mouse trap.
This cliche of mice eating cheese actually makes no sense,
because in reality mice prefer many other foods to cheese.
Give them a cheese sandwich and they’ll probably
eat right around the cheese.
Also, in these modern times
mice are more often simply repelled than killed.
Solving the problem before it even starts.

The ways to sacrifice cheese, let us count them:

  1. Give a nice piece of cheese to someone as a token of appreciation.
  2. Treat yourself to good cheese.
    Choose that delicious cheese in the higher price range just this time,
    because it’s a special day.
    Maybe because it’s also Lasagna Day!
  3. Throw away that piece of cheese that you don’t actually want to eat,
    but you don’t want to be wasteful.
    Well, you are not a trash can either.
    So you don’t have to eat it if you don’t want to.

#CheeseSacrificePurchaseDay #NationalCheeseSacrificePurchaseDay

 

 

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Date:
July 29, 2022
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