International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Name: International Talk Like A Pirate Day
Start: 2022-09-19T00:00:00+00:00
End: 2022-09-19T23:59:59+00:00

September 19

|Recurring Event (See all)

When:
September 19

Where:
🌐 Everywhere

First occurrence:
1995

Created by
Cap’n Slappy & Ol’ Chumbucket
(Mark Summers & John Baur)
on June 6th, 1995

What do you call a dumb pirate?
The pillage idiot!

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn’t seen them in years.

What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Nothing, it just waved.

What’s the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
One has a rumbling tummy, and the other’s a tumbling rummy.

How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?
An arm and a leg.

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Sources:

Date:: September 19
Event Categories:: FSM, Funny
Event Tags:: fsm, funny, September; https://wildcalendar.com/events/talk-like-a-pirate-day/