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An event every year that begins at 00:00 on day 19 of September, repeating indefinitely
What do you call a dumb pirate?
The pillage idiot!
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn’t seen them in years.
What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Nothing, it just waved.
What’s the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
One has a rumbling tummy, and the other’s a tumbling rummy.
How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?
An arm and a leg.