Bring your kids to work so they can see why you;re so exhausted when you get home.
If the body is a temple, then why not decorate the walls.
When: June 28 Where: Everywhere First occurrence: .?. #PaulBunyanDay Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Bunyan ..
“You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'
'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.”
"The empty vessel makes the loudest sound."
The tropics are the part of the world where there are just two types of season:
Hot summer and wet summer.
Hard toffee with little crunchy pieces of almond.
Dentists love this treat!
Without the waffle iron, waffles would be just pancakes without abs.
"The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom."
Today we celebrate rocks that are far from us in space.
Mai Tai is said to another way to say "maita'i", which means "good" in Tahitian language.
We're halfway there!
A day for those who carry more letters than the alphabet.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
When: July 1 Where: Everywhere First occurrence: 1867 Also known as Dominion Day Memorial Day Moving Day #CanadaDay #DominionDay #MemorialDay #MovingDay Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_Day https://www.britannica.com/topic/Canada-Day
"Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms."
Tomorrow we can eat broccoli,
but today is for ice cream.
"It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech."
Are we trashing the planet one plastic bag at a time?
Rebuild better together
I lost my cool when the air conditioner stopped working...
For health's sake, give your skin a break today.
"If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun."
You can’t wrap love in a box,
but you can wrap a person in a hug
I ask my mirror for life advice
After all, it spends its whole life reflecting
"Well, now that we have seen each other,"
said the Unicorn,
"if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you."
Try to make them sunny side up!
Animals love this day and plants fear it.
You need to be able to on 17,2 kHz to enjoy these events.
A scarecrow went on a date with a cow.
It cost him an arm and a leg.
Fruit of all, jack of none.
Rough on the outside, sweet on the inside.
pastry made by placing filling on a piece of dough, folding the dough over, sealing, and baking it
To find a prince(ss), you gotta kiss some toads.
When you drink milk under the palm tree, people will say that it is palm wine.
It's a word we dish out like cheap candy.
The naked truth is always better than the best-dressed lie.
Come over Saturday and we’ll have a Sundae
Chocolate is like duct tape. It can fix anything.
Vitulatio is basically an early thanksgiving celebration dating from ancient Roman times.
"Video games are bad for you?
That's what they said about rock and roll."
"Mathematics is the key and door to the sciences."
Life is like a box of chocolates,
especially when there's lots of nuts.
Keep a green tree alive in your heart, and a songbird may come to sing there.
It's just an eggspression
People who will not sustain trees will soon live in a world that will not sustain people.
It’s not just a car. It’s someone else’s dream.
Perfection is like chasing the horizon. Keep moving.
It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.
If you go down to the woods today you’re sure of a big surprise
The hum of bees is the voice of the garden.
It's a Rodent Of Unusual Size.
What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?
A jam session
The cocktail for people who like their rum with some fresh sweet tang flavor.
"We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone.
Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion
for the moment that we're not alone."
Each muffin should at least contain 3 blueberries.
The key thing you can do to reduce population growth is actually improve health.
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
"I am longing to be with you, and by the sea, where we can talk together freely and build our castles in the air."
Different color eyes is also known as "heterochromia iridum"
I didn't understand why I got no connection on my tablet this morning...
After my coffee, I realized it was an etch-a-sketch!
Hear ye, Hear ye!
Today, the second Monday of July, is International Town Criers Day!
There’s a lot of things you need to get across this universe. Warp drive… wormhole refractors…
You know the thing you need most of all?
You need a hand to hold.
Sometimes I find the distinction between metal and rock very confusing.
Which may be due to the fact they're both minerals..
The problem with being an adult most of your life is not having been a child long enough.
A commercial holiday where cows throw chickens under the bus.
Barbershop music was the cutting edge of musical innovation when it began.
"Order is repetition of units.
Chaos is multiplicity without rhythm."
(M. C. Escher)
Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
To get to the other tide!
This may be cheesy,
but I think mac and cheese for breakfast, lunch and dinner
is really grate.
"To give real service
you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money,
and that is sincerity and integrity."
A cat with a straw tail keeps away from fire.
“The more you give, the less you need.”
This spinach is so fresh it has an aunty and uncle in Bel-Air.
When: July 16 Where: Everywhere First occurrence: 2016 Created by Caroline Lane Piggles Guinea Pig Rescue on April 16th, 2016 July 16 was chosen because "G" is the 7th letter of the alphabet and "P' is the 16th. #GuineaPigAppreciationDay Sources: https://www.facebook.com/GuineaPigAppreciationDay/ http://www.guinealynx.info/forums/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=73132
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."
(Martin Luther King, Jr.)