Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when you're hungry.
You're going to need a stronger stomach if you're going to be back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made.
What do you call a gingerbread man with a degree?
- A smart cookie!
Betty Picnic Day is a day to celebrate anyone named Betty.
Now this is what I call well-rounded meal!
When: June 9 Where: Everywhere First occurrence: .?. Enjoy some strawberry-rhubarb pie or wonder about why someone ever decided to combine strawberries with rhubard.....in a pie. #StrawberryRhubarbPieDay Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhubarb_pie
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
I drank so much gin last night I’ve woken up with a London Dry accent.
These cookies are a little nutty
This is about the cake, not the cartoon. So berry tasty.
Layered filo pastry with sweet applicious filling.
For the love of your work, take a break!
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook.
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
If ants are such busy workers, how come they find time to go to all the picnics?
When: The 20th day of every month Where: Everywhere First occurrence: During the lifetime of Epicurus Hashtags: #Eikadenfest #Eikas #Twentieth Also known as: Eikas, Twentieth Similar events: Created by: Epicureans How to attend: Have a delicious feast in the honor of Epicurus and Metrodorus. Celebrate the joys of food, music and friendship. […]
If you really insist on wasting animal products...know that the temperature needs to be about 70 Celsius (158 Fahrenheit for the Muricans) Also, use a frying pan, because this kitty in our calendar...ehm cooks ... ehm in an alternative way. ;)