Stay Out of the Sun Day ©
For health's sake, give your skin a break today.
Wellcat Holidays ©
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Take Your Webmaster to Lunch Day ©
Show your appreciation to your webmaster by taking them out for some good food.
Don’t Step On A Bee Day ©
The hum of bees is the voice of the garden.
Gruntled Workers Day ©
I don’t mind coming to work,
it’s the eight-hour wait to go home I can’t stand.
Embrace Your Geekness Day ©
There’s a lot of things you need to get across this universe. Warp drive… wormhole refractors…
You know the thing you need most of all?
You need a hand to hold.
Be a Dork Day ©
Dare to be adorkable!
Take Your Houseplant For A Walk Day ©
Someone told me I planted the wrong flowers...
Oopsie daisy!
Particularly Preposterous Packaging Day ©
Especially clamshell packages ought to be outlawed.
Sneak Some Zucchini onto Your Neighbors’ Porch Day ©
Due to overzealous planting of zucchini, citizens are asked to drop off baskets of the squash on neighbors’ doorsteps.
Bad Poetry Day ©
Roses are sometimes red.
Violets are violet...
Crackers Over The Keyboard Day ©
Another excuse to eat cookies and be messy.