
January 2021
February 2021
Move Hollywood & Broadway to Lebanon, Pennsylvania Day ©
We have lots of room, friendly folks and Amish farms. Former home office of David Letterman Show, Lebanon is now the safe haven for residents and tourists to serenely indulge in their world famous bologna and the Wertz family homemade candies.
Find out more »Get A Different Name Day ©
For the pity of millions of us who hate our birth names. On this day we may change our names to whatever we wish and have the right to expect colleagues, family and friends to so address us.
Find out more »For Pete’s Sake Day ©
A world wonders: after all these years, who is Pete and why do we do or not do things for his sake?
Find out more »March 2021
Panic Day ©
Run around all day in a panic, telling others you can't handle it anymore. Co-sponsored by the Sky is Falling Committee.
Find out more »As Young As You Feel Day ©
Now more than ever you are as young as you feel. So stop acting your chronological age and get out there and start feeling peppy!
Find out more »Make Up Your Own Holiday Day ©
This is a day you may name for whatever you wish. Reach for the stars! Make up a holiday.
Find out more »Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day ©
We love those old Country Music quirky song titles, and it's time to create some new ones. How about, "Put me out at the curb, darlin', 'cause the recycling truck's a-comin' and you done throwed me out" for starters? Here are some examples of actual old titles and a song that will blow your.....listen for yourself! 😉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWYP357scbE
Find out more »April 2021
Blah Blah Blah Day ©
A day to do all the things everyone's been nagging you about. So . . . quit smoking, get a real job. Lose weight, gain weight, and take out the trash!
Find out more »Hug An Australian Day ©
To show our great appreciation for all the love and support the Aussies have given us over the years.
Find out more »May 2021
No Socks Day ©
If we give up wearing socks for one day, it will mean a little less laundry, thereby contributing to the betterment of the environment. Besides, we will all feel a bit freer, at least for one day.
Find out more »Eat What You Want Day ©
Here’s one day you may actually enjoy yourself. Ignore all those on-again-off-again warnings..
Find out more »Send An Electronic Greeting Card Day ©
Save stamps! Save money! Save a letter carrier. Send an electronic greeting card today.
Find out more »“I Need A Patch For That” Day ©
They have patches for nicotine and they have patches for heart patients. How about a patch for runny noses or bad hair?
Find out more »The Slugs Return From Capistrano Day ©
It’s a little known secret that slimy slugs spend their winters in lovely Capistrano, and return to our patios and gardens on this date. Bare feet are not a good idea.
Find out more »June 2021
Yell “Fudge” at the Cobras in North America Day ©
Anywhere north of the Panama Canal. In order to keep poisonous cobra snakes out of North America, all citizens are asked to go outdoors at noon local time and yell “fudge!” Fudge makes cobras gag, and the mere mention of it makes them skeedaddle.
Find out more »Family History Day ©
Every summer family reunions are so busy with bingo and volleyball, most of us forget the true purpose: to share the folklore, legends and myths that bind us together. Each participant is expected to share at least one good recollection (fact or fiction). Don’t forget the hot dogs and lemonade.
Find out more »Stupid Guy Thing Day ©
Women are always talking about it, so here's the day to commemorate it! Women everywhere are to make a list of "stupid guy things" and pass it on!
Find out more »Let It Go Day ©
Whatever it is that’s been grabbing your gut or your psyche, let it go. Just let it go. It’ll be a better day afterwards.
Find out more »Celebrate the Senses Day ©
Treat yourself to a stimulation of the 5 senses—taste, touch, scent, sight and sound—and you will experience the elevation known as the elusive sixth sense.
Find out more »July 2021
Take Your Webmaster to Lunch Day ©
Show your appreciation to your webmaster by taking him out for some good food. That way, he/she/it will feel loved and have the energy to fix all of the typos on your site.
Find out more »Don’t Step On A Bee Day ©
Wellcat.com reminds kids and grownups that now is the time when going barefoot can mean getting stung by a bee. If you get stung, tell Mom.
Find out more »Embrace Your Geekness Day ©
Into dungeon games, comic books and doing vampire dress-up? Spend endless hours going strange places on the internet? You're a geek, and this is the day to roar!
Find out more »Gruntled Workers Day ©
There's so much news about disgruntled workers that today's the day for Gruntled Workers to Unite! Drive to a fast food restaurant and say, "Thanks, your service is fast. Have a nice day."
Find out more »Hot Enough For Ya Day ©
Here’s the day when the tired old greeting actually gains acceptance. Go ahead, say it, if you don’t have anything else to add. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAxY4AlHHyA
Find out more »Take Your Houseplant For A Walk Day ©
Walking your plants around the neighborhood enables them to know their environment, thereby providing them with a sense of knowing, bringing on wellness.
Find out more »August 2021
Particularly Preposterous Packaging Day ©
Buy anything lately? Did you ever succeed in getting the durn thing open? What do older people do when even mainstream society can’t open a simple bottle of aspirin, let alone a milk carton?
Find out more »Sneak Some Zucchini onto Your Neighbors’ Porch Day ©
Due to overzealous planting of zucchini, citizens are asked to drop off baskets of the squash on neighbors’ doorsteps.
Find out more »Crackers Over The Keyboard Day ©
Live it up. Be free. Take some crackers and cookies to work and eat right over top of the keyboard. Show ‘em you’re still a free thinker.
Find out more »Race Your Mouse Around the Icons Day ©
While you're waiting for whatever it is to finally come up on your screen, race your mouse in and around the icons. Do it, and you'll feel peppy.
Find out more »More Herbs Less Salt Day ©
It’s healthier, zestier and lustier!
Find out more »Love Litigating Lawyers Day ©
Lawyer jokes abound, but when push comes to shove, these are the folks who can end up saving the day.
Find out more »September 2021
Time’s Up Day ©
So you think you have years to make up with your sister? Months to reach out to Mom? Forget it! You're not even guaranteed a tomorrow. Do it today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XkV6IpV2Y0
Find out more »Dear Diary Day ©
Put it on paper. You’ll feel better. No need to be a professional writer.
Find out more »Fish Tank Floorshow Night ©
All year the fish and other denizens of the tank have to stay under the spotlight and keep us entertained. Well, turnabout is fair play. Gather family and friends ‘round the aquarium and dance and sing. Try La Mer, Sea Of Love, or even Swan Lake.
Find out more »October 2021
International Moment of Frustration Scream Day ©
To share any or all of our frustrations, all citizens of the world will go outdoors at twelve hundred hours Greenwich time and scream for thirty seconds. We will all feel better, or Earth will go off its orbit. Co-sponsored by Low Thresholders of the Earth League.
Find out more »Evaluate Your Life Day ©
To encourage everyone to check and see if they’re really headed where they want to be..
Find out more »Cranky Co-Workers Day ©
In honor of all the complaining and just plain cranky co-workers you have to endure all year, this is the day to let them go with it and enjoy their miseries.
Find out more »November 2021
Cliché Day ©
Use clichés as much as possible today. Hey, why not? Give it a shot! Win some, lose some. You'll never know, 'til you try it.
Find out more »Cook Something Bold and Pungent Day ©
Especially for those of us who have tightly closed up the house against chill weather for the next six months. Now is the time to create the heavenly, homey odor of pungently bold cooking. Don’t forget the sauerkraut and garlic!
Find out more »Married To A Scorpio Support Day ©
A worldwide day of remembrance to honor all those married to Scorpions and who suffer greatly. Assert yourself today! Hide their household flow charts.
Find out more »Have A Bad Day Day ©
For those who are filled with revulsion at being told endlessly to “have a nice day,” this day is a brief respite. Store and business owners are to ask workers to tell customers to “have a bad day.”
Find out more »Stay Home Because You’re Well Day ©
So we can all call in “well,” instead of faking illness, and stay home from work.
Find out more »December 2021
Bathtub Party Day ©️
Almost everyone nowadays takes showers, so here’s a day to recall some of the luxury of days gone by. Invite a few friends!
Find out more »Pick A Pathologist Pal Day ©
Pathologists and coroners are an especially jovial lot, and befriending one of them offers an ongoing reminder than “tomorrow” is not necessarily a guarantee.
Find out more »Cat Herders Day ©
If you can say that your job, or even your life, is like trying to herd cats... then this day is for you, with our sympathy. Find more events that celebrate cats:
Find out more »Barbie and Barney Backlash Day ©
If we have to explain this to you, you don’t have kids. It’s the one day each year when mom and dad can tell the kids that Barbie and Barney don’t exist.
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