Particularly Preposterous Packaging Day ©
Buy anything lately? Did you ever succeed in getting the durn thing open? What do older people do when even mainstream society can’t open a simple bottle of aspirin, let alone a milk carton?
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Sneak Some Zucchini onto Your Neighbors’ Porch Day ©
Due to overzealous planting of zucchini, citizens are asked to drop off baskets of the squash on neighbors’ doorsteps.
Bad Poetry Day ©
After all the “good” poetry you were forced to study in school, here’s a chance for a pay back. Invite some friends over, compose some really rotten verse, and send it to your old high school teacher..
Crackers Over The Keyboard Day ©
Live it up. Be free. Take some crackers and cookies to work and eat right over top of the keyboard. Show ‘em you’re still a free thinker.
Race Your Mouse Around the Icons Day ©
While you're waiting for whatever it is to finally come up on your screen, race your mouse in and around the icons. Do it, and you'll feel peppy.
More Herbs Less Salt Day ©
It’s healthier, zestier and lustier!
Love Litigating Lawyers Day ©
Lawyer jokes abound, but when push comes to shove, these are the folks who can end up saving the day.
Time’s Up Day ©
So you think you have years to make up with your sister? Months to reach out to Mom? Forget it! You're not even guaranteed a tomorrow. Do it today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XkV6IpV2Y0
Dear Diary Day ©
Put it on paper. You’ll feel better. No need to be a professional writer.
Fish Tank Floorshow Night ©
All year the fish and other denizens of the tank have to stay under the spotlight and keep us entertained. Well, turnabout is fair play. Gather family and friends ‘round the aquarium and dance and sing. Try La Mer, Sea Of Love, or even Swan Lake.