The houses of lawyers are roofed with the skins of litigants. (Welsh Proverb)
You bring your own weather to a picnic
Why was the trail mix late for work? The traffic was nuts!
A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing!
“There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand.” (Mary Shelley)
When you roast them, they either get nice and mellow, or they turn into a hot mess
Worst thing about salsa dancing is getting the tomato stains out afterwards.