You bring your own weather to a picnic
Why was the trail mix late for work? The traffic was nuts!
The houses of lawyers are roofed with the skins of litigants. (Welsh Proverb)
Worst thing about salsa dancing is getting the tomato stains out afterwards.
A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing!
When you roast them, they either get nice and mellow, or they turn into a hot mess
“There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand.” (Mary Shelley)