The needle makes clothes but stays naked. (Persian Proverb)
"To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity." (Douglas Adams)
"I am longing to be with you, and by the sea, where we can talk together freely and build our castles in the air." (Bram Stoker)
"It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech." (Mark Twain)
My dad once told me a joke about unstamped letters I never got it though.
The doctor told his patient to stop using a Q-tip, but it went in one ear and out the other.