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Judgement Day ©

Now you don’t have to die to see how you measure up to your deity’s standards. Just look in the mirror, wait for the answer, and go out and give it another shot.

Ichigo No Hi

Ichigo No Hi

The numerical form of January 5, 1-5 or “icho go” , sounds in Japan just like “ichigo” which is the Japanese word for strawberry. This is why this date in Japan is often jokingly called “Ichigo No Hi” which means “Strawberry Day”.

Barbie and Barney Backlash Day ©

If we have to explain this to you, you don’t have kids. It’s the one day each year when mom and dad can tell the kids that Barbie and Barney don’t exist.