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Fish Tank Floorshow Night ©
All year the fish and other denizens of the tank have to stay under the spotlight and keep us entertained.
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Sneak Some Zucchini onto Your Neighbors’ Porch Day ©
Due to overzealous planting of zucchini, citizens are asked to drop off baskets of the squash on neighbors’ doorsteps.
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Stupid Guy Thing Day ©
Women are always talking about it, so here’s the day to commemorate it! Women everywhere are to make a list
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Yell “Fudge” at the Cobras in North America Day ©
Anywhere north of the Panama Canal. In order to keep poisonous cobra snakes out of North America, all citizens are
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