Celebrated every year on the fourth Thursday in November.

Once a year there is this feast where people get absolutely stuffed
and remember that time
when a group of Native Americans and a group of pilgrims
had a nice meal together.
It is just one of the holidays that are an excuse to get absolutely gorged,
but it’s history is a tale of many many versions…

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way.
I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house,
we had an enormous feast,
and then I killed them and took their land.”

–Jon Stewart

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